Get a job, you freaking losers!

 You know what really pisses me off today? Lazy good for nothings who just wanna sit around and play video games and don't want to work. GET A JOB YOU LOSERS! I mean, what do you expect, that you get PAID for your existence? You ain't entitled to crap! That's the problem with utopian leftism. They have all of these nice sounding ideas, but you know where they're all gonna end? COMMUNISM! And don't give me that "no it's just capitalism that doesn't start at zero" crap, you're taking my hard earned dollars and giving them to some lazy moocher who expects everything for free. That's communism! 

And how are we going to pay for it?! Don't you realize it would cost like $4 trillion to give everyone this crazy "UBI" plan you talk about? We're gonna go bankrupt with that kind of talk! The next thing you're gonna ask for is free healthcare. Oh noes! I have cancer and can't afford treatment? What am I ever going to do? Uh, haven't you heard of a little something called WORKING?

I work so hard. And no not the 40 hour work week that we hear so much about. I don't know what that is. You're not a REAL man unless you're working 100 hours a week. You should be working in your sleep! Your whole life should revolve around work. Hobbies? What are those? Instead of doing something for "enjoyment" like you talk about so much, you could be getting another job! I mean what is life for if not working?

Yall need Jesus. If you guys just embraced our lord and savior, you wouldn't have so much of a problem with work. Because you would understand your life is in service of our Lord in the first place, and your job is your calling. Remember, if you do poorly at your job, not only will you get fired, you will go to hell. If you spend your life working and keeping your head down, you'll be rewarded in the next life by singing songs to our Lord day and night for all eternity. Doesn't that sound fun?

So get back to work, losers, stop reading this whacko's blog pushing for things like UBI and a world where everyone can work less!

Oh, yeah, PS, before you actually think this is a serious post, please note what day this is posted on. Happy April fools day!