So...the big news item this weekend. Apparently those epstein emails implied that Trump "had sexual relations with" someone named Bubba, who is assumed to be Bill Clinton. This has led to a cascade of memes that have absolutely SKEWERED Trump.
And...I'm not gonna lie, it's hilarious, and we should be absolutely skewering Trump over this. In part because it's funny, but also because it kind of emasculates the hyper masculine manly man who is trump.
But...SJWs are starting to come out of the woodwork and claiming lefties are engaging in homophobia for making fun of Trump for this. As someone who does NOT see this as homophobic, let me explain why it's so funny, and why we should be engaging in this behavior.
1) It's not about the homosexual relations, but the implied power relationship between the two. Homosexual relationships have "tops", ie, the more dominant partner fitting traditional masculine stereotypes, and "bottoms", the ones who are more submissive and who tend to fit the more feminine stereotype. It's also known that in like old roman cultures or whatever, homosexual relations among otherwise straight men are kind of a power thing. The "top" dominates the "bottom." In this situation, the person giving head is...the bottom, and the person recieving it is the top. So if Trump "blew" "Bubba", and Bubba is bill clinton, then Bill Clinton is the dominant partner in this relationship, with Trump being in the more submissive subservient role.
2) This is what's funny about that. Trump is supposed to be the ultimate alpha male. He's the one who is supposed to be the dominant one. He's the bully, he's the one who "owns the libs." But, if he gave head not just to a democrat, but one of the most famous democratic presidents of the modern era and the husband of his 2016 political opponent (which opens up a whole can of worms in itself), then that's kinda crushing to the guy's ego.
Admittedly, based on the context of the email, I'm guessing that they were taking photos in jest while participating in Epstein's weirdo pedo sex island stuff, and that it wasn't that serious, and at the time, Bill was president and Trump was just some business guy so in that context the photo made sense, but again, given this guy is president now, but supposedly the manliest alpha who has ever alphaed, well...this is crushing to the guy's ego. And while on the left, no one actually cares about who blows who among consenting adults, and it's perfectly fine if both Trump and Clinton were consenting partners here, again, you gotta admit it's kind of embarrassing to the guy. It crushes his concept of manhood and his ego, which is why we LOVE it. It makes HIM look weak, and the worst thing you can do to that man is make him look weak and take him down a peg.
Also, keep in mind, to go back to the homosexual thing, the right is the one that makes a big deal about this stuff. The right are the ones who despise homosexual relations. We don't particularly care over here on the left. It's like, whatever. But again, you gotta look at how this looks within right wing culture, they are anti homosexual relationships, they believe in gender roles, power hierarchy, toxic masculinity, and all those alpha male power crap, but this coming out makes Trump look WEAK. Not only did he give head to another guy, but to THAT Bubba? Bill Fricking Clinton? Man, that coming out must CRUSH his ego and make him look weak to his supporters.
like, you gotta keep in mind how rightoids think. That's why we're weaponizing it. Not only is it funny in a "JD Vance screwed a couch" kind of way, but it also is just so much worse from that from the right's internal worldview. When their worldview is all about hierarchies based on who is the most macho and masculine, and this comes out, again, it is ego destroying. It makes him look horrible to his own supporters and their value system. That's why we're weaponizing it.
Which brings me to the third part:
3) Dear SJWs, please shut up, no one likes your tone policing anyway. So, to put my so called "electability democrat" hat on, since according to that quiz I took I have rightfully earned that label since I tend to break from the left on highly unpopular woke issues, seriously, lefties, stop tripping over yourselves here. Your way sucks. Your way of "when they go low, we go high" hasnt worked, and it never does. If anything it's why they beat us. Because no one likes these left wing kill joys who get offended over everything. If anything, we just create a brand of politics which, due to their own beliefs in power hierarchies, causes them to become more offensive just to "own us" and "spite us." When the right goes full offense, it's a power move. And they're making us their...you know. And as long as you censorship happy people are in charge, the right will just get more extreme to spite us, because they get off on offending us. And quite frankly, the fact that that's a thing is why in 2025, the republicans are sounding like outright nazis. They've vice signalled so much that now they're making gas chamber jokes, that some people dont even know are jokes because actual nazis in the party think that way. And yeah. Shame should be used sparingly. The stereotype of an overly sensitive liberal who is offended by everything is how we got to our current point in the first place.
So I say, when they go low, KICK THEM IN THE FRICKING BALLS. Screw this "fighting fair" crap. No. That's how we lose. The way to destroy the right is by playing their game and beating them at it. Which is precisely what we're doing now. With that said, please get out of our way and let us keep dunking on "Donny Tee" for blowing "Bubba." It's funny. It makes the right cry. It "owns" them the way they try to own us, and it breaks this alpha male image that Trump has managed to project over his half of the party. It makes Trump look very weak and very bad to his own supporters by their own internal moralities. It's not about us and what we think over here. Quite frankly, I don't care who blew who in a sense. But this coming out about Trump must be dealing a massive blow to his ego, and I love it. And I will gratuitiously weaponize it against him to make him look weak to his own supporters. Haters gonna hate but the only ones who hate this should be the republicans.
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