So, imagine you're driving through arizona, it's like 110F, you're like 100 miles from the nearest gas station and your car breaks down. You call AAA and it will take 3 hours for someone to get out there and tow you to civilization.
You're hot, you're hungry, and you're thirsty. You look at what you have in the car cup holder and it's some warm water with floaters in it from whenever you drank it last, and santine crackers. Not having anything else to eat or drink, you eat and drink that. The crackers are old, you have no idea how long they've been there. They're stale, and have that characteristic hard texture. They taste plain as fudge, but they fill you. And then you guzzle down the rest of your old water bottle with floaters in it and at least you had something where you're not gonna faint waiting for AAA to get out to where you are. Eventually the tow truck shows up, and you get towed to Phoenix or whatever, idk AZ very well and get your car fixed.
This is what voting for Joe Biden is like in 2024. You might not want stale saltines and old water sitting in your car for god knows how long, but hey, at least it got you through to the next meal. Likewise, idk why anyone would actually WANT Joe Biden, but I guess he's just...good enough to get us through to the next election. If I support Biden in 2024, this is how I will be approaching him. It's not that I like him, it's not that I think he's been an exceptionally good president. But he's been...passable. He's done the bare minimum. And I guess it's better than passing out from hunger and dehydration in the middle of the desert.
Idk, that's all I have right now. Bleh.
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