Literally. It also ate part of his brain apparently. Most mentally fit guy ever. I mean, he only had to beat out the 76 year old with possible early stage dementia and the 82 year old who looks like he doesn't remember what he had for breakfast this morning (although is probably fine). And he couldn't even do that.
This was found after he reported experiencing brain fog, and then the doctors said no, it probably wasn't the worm, it was probably caused by the mercury poisoning from eating too much fish.
This guy can't win today, can he?
Anyway, the daily show skewered him better than I ever could, even going full spectrum brown from outer worlds on us in the process, and it was glorious to see. I'll just link that. I'm out of ideas at this point. The jokes kinda write themselves.
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